I'm the life of the party even when it lasts' til 8:pm. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my asprin and antacid...... I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word your saying. I'm very good at telling stories.... over and over and over... I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care... I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic and waiting. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...uh.... I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm in the initial state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP... I'm wondering if your only as old as you feel, how come I'm still alive. I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflmmatory. I'm a walking storeroom of facts, I've just lost the storeroom. I'm a senior citizen and I think I'm having the time of my life!!!!!
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