Name Change
Mum, can I please change my name right now? asked Ben.
But why would you want to do that, dear ? said his mum.
Because Dad said he's going to spank me as sure as my name's Benjamin !
Oh Steven
Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
He Listened
James was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
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